'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'
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"You there...comrade...turn in your guns and report for re-education."
"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
Archival Warfare
Think Tank
Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).
Wal-Mart Ruling
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater
"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"
"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
'It's the moral highground occupation force.'
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Trump returns home
Antonin Scalia
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.
'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'
'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'
''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'
"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."
"How could this happen?"
US bishops given contraception lifeline.
Russia had barely got started in Ukraine and "Gas War" against EU
The Latest Shooting...Looking for a Trend.
Boomerang
U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret
'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'
Just What the Founders Had in Mind
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