"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."
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Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
Archival Warfare
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"
Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater
"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
Martin Luther King and Obama.
'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'
Flushing Democracy
Antonin Scalia
''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'
"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."
Free Speech is surrounded by police vans.
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
Supreme Liberty Court
U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret
"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."
Abortion Ban
History Lesson
The Great Chartist Demonstration. No. V. - In action.
Just What the Founders Had in Mind
'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'
After Roe v. Wade, a Class Divide Between Abortion Haves and Havenots
'Do you have any books about Malcolm the tenth?'
'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'
Martin Luther King Day
"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"
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