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Civil Liberties Aficionado Gifts
If you’re a civil liberties aficionado, you appreciate the importance of freedom and justice. Our curated collection of products features clever designs and meaningful messages that showcase your dedication to human rights and personal freedom. Perfect for anyone who champions civil rights and values free expression, these items make a distinctive gift for yourself or fellow advocates. Explore our range of creative, thought-provoking, and humorous offerings that celebrate the spirit of liberty in everyday life.
Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques
Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!
"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
Privacy - Surveillance
Death to the Extremists
"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"
'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'
Elon Musk in fly me to the moon
Martin Luther King and Obama.
It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."
"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"
Free Speech is surrounded by police vans.
'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'
There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!
US Gun Control Debates.
CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,
'Do you have any books about Malcolm the tenth?'
Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.
"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."
"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."
Civil Liberties Aficionado Gifts Collection
Civil Liberties Aficionado Mugs
Looking for a mug that reflects your civil liberties passion? Discover our collection of clever and inspiring mugs perfect for advocates and freedom lovers.
Civil Liberties Aficionado Pillows
Bring your passion home with pillows that showcase your love for civil liberties—fun, inspiring, and perfect for your activism space.
Civil Liberties Aficionado Prints
Make a statement with our art prints celebrating civil rights and freedoms—ideal for adding an activist touch to any room.
Civil Liberties Aficionado T-Shirts
Express your commitment to justice with our range of civil liberties-themed t-shirts. Stylish and meaningful, they’re ideal for everyday activism.