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Missing the Point on Purpose

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

Privacy - Surveillance

Death to the Extremists

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

Martin Luther King and Obama.

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Free Speech is surrounded by police vans.

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

US Gun Control Debates.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Do you have any books about Malcolm the tenth?'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."