Constitutional Lover Gifts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"My farewell gift!"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"They're class action figures."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Antonin Scalia

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'