Constitution Lover Gifts

"Go back to France and Greece!"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

'How're the new amendments to the constitution going?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Archival Warfare

"You call this a constitution?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"My farewell gift!"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'Look...a fresh one!'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

House vs. Senate

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'