Constitution Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let's never forget that the constitution provides for three equally important branches of government; the legislative and the other two."

The Oval Office's restroom uses the U.S. Constitution for toilet paper.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Archival Warfare

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"You call this a constitution?"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

'Look...a fresh one!'

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."