Constitution Enthusiasts Gifts

"Let's never forget that the constitution provides for three equally important branches of government; the legislative and the other two."

The Oval Office's restroom uses the U.S. Constitution for toilet paper.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"You call this a constitution?"

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

'Look...a fresh one!'

Antonin Scalia

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Donald Trump and US Democracy

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'Just how informal is this constitution?'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'An injunction against the First Amendment? - Can we DO that?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"But what if a tyrant comes to power and no one's able to stop him because the whole thing's king of funny."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Look ... A fresh one!'