Constitutional Admirer Gifts

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Archival Warfare

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Constitutional Convention. We're behind schedule, everybody wanted to make a speech about the first amendment. For the second amendment, let's stick to bullet points. (Published previously on May 19, 2010).

Punk Reindeer

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Antonin Scalia

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"I like that part about freedom of speech, but what about stupid people?"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

'What's wrong with you?'

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

'Look ... A fresh one!'