Constitutional Admirer Gifts

"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Punk Reindeer

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Antonin Scalia

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

''Congress shall make no law'... now, I wonder what they meant by that...?'

Disraeli becomes Earl of Beaconsfield

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

U.S Capitol Building Tank Turret

"'Article I. Section 9. Claus B. No title of nobility shall be granted by the United States' - we gotta change that."

"When asked about the impeachment hearings today, President Donald Trump said. . ."

"Now that it's easier to get a gun than an abortion, I should buy an M16 and perform six very late-term abortions."

'Let's see now...we'll give them democracy, but not too much democracy.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"

Lady Liberty: Give me your sick.

'Come on! A computer can't plead the fifth.'

'Look ... A fresh one!'

Pavlov Throws Out The Anomaly