
Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'
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Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'
"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"
"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."
'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'
The Stat-shoe of Liberty.
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme
I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.
Wal-Mart Ruling
Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!
'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'
"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."
'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
"#notguilty."
'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''
"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."
"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"
Stop and Birch
'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'
"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"
'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'
Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'
Violent Crime Statistics
"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."
"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"
Intellectual Property
How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023
Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!
Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
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