Law Enthusiast Gifts

Everything you need to know about the law...and then some.

"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

Baby's first words.

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

'I'm writing you a ticket because your belt isn't buckled.'

"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid-pro-quo.'

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Judging from your resume, I'd say you probably can afford me.'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"I just need to borrow enough money to pay my bankruptcy lawyers."

"Isn't it true you were offered a special deal by the prosecutor, in exchange for your testimony?"

'No, I really don't know how much I'm worth - but I'm sure my wife's divorce lawyer does.'

"Yes, I know I'm not supposed to drive on the white line, but..."

"I'd like to show remorse, but I can't remember what I did."

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

"My normal law-office hours are over, Mr. Hodal, but iI always have time and a half for you."

Two lawyers in a royal court

Weight of the law will be in metric.

'This one's called our 'lawyer sepcial'. It's a simple open and shut case that you wouldn't hesitate to take into court with you.'

ACME LAW FIRM, 'We've got to find some outside clients -- We can't make a living just suing each other.'

'Believe me, I have plenty of experience with cases like yours.'

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

'No, Mr. Gredley -- a class-action suit doesn't mean that you sue everybody else.'