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"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."

'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Baby's first words.

'I'm writing you a ticket because your belt isn't buckled.'

"You're doing fine. A little more perjury and you'll be out of the woods."

'Yes, I did accept an apple from my third-grader, Billy Smith, but there was no quid-pro-quo.'

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

"Don't get cute with me, counsellor."

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Judging from your resume, I'd say you probably can afford me.'

'Don't touch him. He's grandfathered in.'

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'No, I really don't know how much I'm worth - but I'm sure my wife's divorce lawyer does.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

"Isn't it true you were offered a special deal by the prosecutor, in exchange for your testimony?"

"I just need to borrow enough money to pay my bankruptcy lawyers."

"I'd like to show remorse, but I can't remember what I did."

"Yes, I know I'm not supposed to drive on the white line, but..."

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

"We know 'How'. Just tell us who!"

'Believe me, I have plenty of experience with cases like yours.'

"My normal law-office hours are over, Mr. Hodal, but iI always have time and a half for you."

'I've set a new default retirement age.'

Good cop, Bad cop, Not much cop.

"I'd like to help, pal, but I'm on my way to arrest a guy for violating a 'no smoking' ordinance."

"We all make mistakes, as Your Honor knows, having been twice reprimanded by the New York State Commission on Juridical Conduct."

'I hope this doesn't put any ideas in your head, Mavis.'

2 Guys from Harvard - Attorney-at-Law

"Remember, sticks and stones may break your bones, but a good lawyer will crush their will to live."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'