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'Can't say. It's private.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Freeze! FBI!... Whoa, hold on, guys. False alarm. They're only watching the video, not making an unauthorized broadcast... only watching.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

"Dad won a prize! A policeman gave us a ticket good for $150!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I'm afraid Ill have to disqualify myself from presiding in this case- I can't stand bald-headed men with moustaches.'

Sorry, Officer, since I wasn't talking on my cell phone I forgot I was driving,

Fun with Fascism

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'WHOA! He broke all the 10 Commandments at once!'

Crime - Punishment.

Court. No, you only get an attorney. You can't have a court appointed girlfriend.

Six Degrees of Depradation

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Wal-Mart Ruling

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'