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Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Negligence Lawyer Stakeout

Ted Rall v. Los Angeles Times Lawsuit Update

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Obama and Guns Control.

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

"Harry, you're lying and cheating all day long - what'll ever become of you!?"

'We're adding a couple years to your sentence because you didn't send in your taxes.'

"I thought legal highs were banned now, Sarge?"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Well, uh. . . I can't prove it. It's just The Law of the West."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

Wal-Mart Ruling

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

Violent Crime Statistics

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Lady Justice.