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"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers."

'We've simplified the jury selection process.'

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

Rumsfeld's Fun-Filled Retirement

Well, shoot, if I didn't get this last-minute stay of execution for you, who did I get it for?

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'There has to be something!' (John Roberts confirmation hearings)

Law Groupies

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'Aw, c'mom, mom and dad...all the other kids are suing their parents.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"The allegations against my client have been devastating your honour, they've completely turned his life upside down."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

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