Legal Enthusiasts Prints

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I don't believe in pressuring my children. When the time is right, they'll arrive at the default choice and go to law school.'

"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers."

'We've simplified the jury selection process.'

'We have a good lead, so I'm sending in a team of legal experts.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'There has to be something!' (John Roberts confirmation hearings)

Law Groupies

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

'Aw, c'mom, mom and dad...all the other kids are suing their parents.'

'I have to hang up. I'm in the middle of a legal transaction.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

"The allegations against my client have been devastating your honour, they've completely turned his life upside down."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"