Constitutional Aficionado Mugs

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"...It's come to my attention you've been taking my calls."

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'