Gop Devotee Gifts

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Trump his rants will keep. If he should tweet before I wake, I pray my votes the Trump won't take."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Palin 2012

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

The Hug

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Peter Gabriel

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

Dumocrats

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Such an Important Election. But Why?

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

Give Thanks.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

Newt Gingrich

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

John Knox

John Boehner

Carly Fiorina

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'