Gop Fan Gifts

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Palin 2012

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

John McCain

News remote

"They're spelt differently!"

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

'Can I Come In Soon?'

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

Barack Obama

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Greek Crisis

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'. . . But where's the beef?'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

Newt Gingrich

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

Biden Wins

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact