Gop Follower Gifts

Lyin' Ted Cruz Endorsed By Donald Trump as a sniveling coward with an ugly wife that will do what I say

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

The White (house) Elephant

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Trumpnado

Republican Grave

Trump Missing from the Republican Debate

Tchump vs. Canuck

Carly Fiorina

Republican Evolution

'It's my party and I'll cry if I want to.'

'Now, in which elevators did I park Ann's couple of Cadillacs?'

Sarah's known for just 'just popping up'.

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

Rose-colored glasses.

Tea Party Silenced

Republicans on a cliff edge.

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'Lightening struck!'

'After I'm elected president, I'll govern as a sensible moderate, unless I've made a deal with the devil, or something...'

Mitt Romney

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

John McCain

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

The end of election 2016

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Tea Party and the US economy

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."