Politics Follower Gifts

'Senator, we have been providing a great public service building huge cars and SUVs. A third of American adults are obese. They can't drive funny little foreign cars.'

Second Coalition Attempting to Push the French out of Italy

'Gosh, what a scary costume... you cantake it out now, Halloween is over...umh... did you hear me?'

Twitter protection

If People in Other Countries Responded to Tragedy Like Americans

Crumbling Trump Tower

"I was a childless cat lady till someone ate my cat."

A trillion here, a trillion there...Pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Police Car with Good Cop/Cut Cop

Scottish Independence

Donald Trump.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

American Bombs

The end of election 2016

An Arm and a Leg.

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Foreign policy

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

'Obama's letting all the progress we made in Iraq go right down the drain...He's trying to distract everybody...'

John McCain

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

Projecting Obama

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"I Win!!!"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Why Centrist Democrats Can't Get to Bernie Sanders

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."