Gop Devotee T-Shirts

"Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Trump his rants will keep. If he should tweet before I wake, I pray my votes the Trump won't take."

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

"Whoa! Was that today?"

Palin 2012

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

Vote GOP: 'Lowering taxes for the rich creates jobs, in the huge demand for security guards!'

'Too bad you couldn't find my tax returns! This time see if you can find your tax rates!'

Give Thanks.

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

'Don't drink on an empty head.'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"Oh, no, silly man - there's no such place as Hades...there is, however, a place where you spend the rest of eternity listening to politics."

"...Then when Rockefeller and Goldwater have the convention tied up in a knot―we spring Charlie on 'em!"

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Newt Gingrich

"I was deadwood but I'm out of a job. I guess I'm driftwood."

'Watching the GOP race is even starting to curl Sarah Palin's hair.'

John Boehner

Carly Fiorina

John Knox

'I'm having what he's having.'

Give Me Hope