Country Devotee Gifts

"Well, well. Look who's back from trying to make it in the big city."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'