Country Devotee Gifts

"Well, well. Look who's back from trying to make it in the big city."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Home Sweet Second Home.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.