Outdoor Devotee Gifts

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Bring your own inflatable.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Man showing in the rain.

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

"It seemed like miles to me!"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A man rakes a tree

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

Picnic with thieves

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"Plus $600 for delivery."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."