Outdoor Devotee Gifts

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

Bring your own inflatable.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Sunbathing in Autumn

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Man showing in the rain.

"Marco ..."

Relaxing in the Sun

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

A man rakes a tree

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Are you sure how to use a baitcaster?"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Picnic with thieves

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Plus $600 for delivery."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

Bull charging a fisherman

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'