Camping Devotee Gifts

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Camping-Pong

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"You took too long!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

I love campsites!

'The cruises and long vacations ensure I'm not micro-managing.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"But Mom, you said it was a pup tent!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Blowing up the camping mattress.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.