Uv Devotee Mugs

'Sue loves the sun.'

Thomas Hardy

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

You're the olive in my martini

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Scot holding a heart.

Poetry Buff.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Watching telly

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

"Oozy twoozy I love yoozy!"

"I told you that TV would be too big for this room."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

TV and man

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Opera Lover

"She died doing what she loved."

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'They're all for you.'

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

Cupid accidentally kills one of his targets.

'I love high-definition TV!'