Novel Devotee Mugs

Thomas Hardy

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

One book... One book... One book...

Thriller of the Week

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Television Readers.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

The Blob's Blog.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

Dear Diary