Novel Devotee Mugs

Thomas Hardy

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

Thriller of the Week

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Television Readers.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

The Blob's Blog.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"...And please let the merger do through!"

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Dear Diary

"I haven't had smouldering, passionate sex for a while....could you put it in the diary for next week!"

"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment