Devotional Devotee Mugs

Give Thanks.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Thomas Hardy

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

You're the olive in my martini

"Bonk!"

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Church Restoration Fund.

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Al Gore says he'll be back on the campaign trail as soon as he re-thinks his concept.'

John Knox

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

Thriller of the Week

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'Ah, Gerald, weddings are so romantic...'

Biden or Bust

Designated smoking area of the gods

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"