Divine Devotees Mugs

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

First Annual Psychic Convention

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."