Divine Devotees T-Shirts

Moses holds the two tablets on which the Ten Commandments are written; one of them is shaped like a foam finger used for sporting events

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Up here, we call it 'Nectar of the Gods' not 'Devil's Brew'!"

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"It has a nice, divine quality without being overly liturgical."

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"