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Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Poetry Buff.

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'It was a split decision.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

A.E. Housman

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

That's a salad pitchfork, Bob.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'