Divine Dependency Devotee Gifts

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Various Birds of Pray.

Poetry Buff.

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'It was a split decision.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

A.E. Housman

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

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