Divinity Devotee Gifts

Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Bonk!"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I stand corrected..."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."