Divination Devotee Gifts

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"You wanted a second opinion."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

First Annual Psychic Convention

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"I think it would look better over there!"

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

The Water Diviner

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"