Divination Devotee Pillows

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"You wanted a second opinion."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"I think it would look better over there!"

The Water Diviner

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

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'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'