Divination Admirer Gifts

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

Wow. You're amazing!

She's good, but Mom's better.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Scale indicates the value of books.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

The Water Diviner

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

Speeding again, Margaret?

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

"Covid again!"

I have seen the future...

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

"I see that you came here by mistake. You were really looking for miss Zoe, the striptease artist two tents down."

"I'm tired of using this broom all the time!" "Try using the car."