Divination Admirer Mugs

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Wow. You're amazing!

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

The end is near.

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

First Annual Psychic Convention

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Information desk manned by a fortune teller.

Scale indicates the value of books.

'Do you really expect me to believe that this is what you've been doing for 30 years?'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

The Water Diviner

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

Speeding again, Margaret?

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

'I see tragedy in your future...and let me say that I am an agent for a major TV network which wants an exclusive on the event...'

Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune telling

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

"Covid again!"

Rasputin - You don't have to be a mad monk to work here but it helps

I have seen the future...

Spirits in the bottles