Divining Enthusiast Mugs

The Water Diviner

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

Gold versus Knowledge

X-RAY

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

Hell's Bells Whisky

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Archaeologists

Meaning of Life $5.00

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'