Divining Enthusiast Mugs

The Water Diviner

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"The bones were bad enough, but this is just ridiculous."

X-RAY

"Redcoat is down! Repeat, redcoat is down!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

Gold versus Knowledge

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"It's going to snow! Is that it?"

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

'I've got the inside track ... But the Devil uses the big freeway.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

"I need a prescription for phantom pain!"

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

"What a coincidence, I'm an influencer too!"

"And that wraps it up for today's headlines. For a preview of what's happening tomorrow, here's Cassandra..."

Hell's Bells Whisky

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Jack, you need to start thinking outside the box.'

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

'Fortune cookies aren't fun for me. I always know my fortune in advance.'

Archaeologists