Divinity Devotee Mugs

Sign in Heaven - In case of fire pull

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Church Restoration Fund.

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

"I stand corrected..."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A man with butterfly wings flies off away from his previous shell of a body.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'I'm NOT a pedant.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'