Deity Devotee Mugs

Designated smoking area of the gods

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"Bonk!"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Various Birds of Pray.

'What a control freak!'

'Our ultrasound equipment is not working, so we've brought in famed psychic Jennifer Armstrong to give us a vision of the fetus.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"If you want me to ask him that you'll have to wait until after the watershed."

'You know, I think this is my most boring reincarnation ever!'

"Hold on there buddy, that's not a KJV Bible." (two men talking, one with a Bible)

'It was a split decision.'