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'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Courage. Love.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

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Count Valmont- Proposed Titlepage to 'Les Liasons Dangereuses'

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'What a control freak!'

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

La Dame aux Camelias

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

In an alternate universe, characters from the rough draft and finished manuscript of the same novel meet themselves at a cocktail party.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Scientific Research: '...The motto of science is to expect the unexpected...now be quiet. I'm trying to work.'

"Call me sentimental, but if I had to live my life all over again, I wouldn't change a thing."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Self-made man from the school of Hard Knocks.