Vacuum Devotees Mugs

'Can you demonstrate yet again before my party next week?'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Poetry Buff.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I'm addicted to water."

'Oh my god, it's the Grim Housekeeper!'

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

COVID-19 dime

Mighty Man Of Justice Throws A Party Part 1

'...And the hotel was an absolute dump!'

Is clutter necessary?

A.E. Housman

"Ah, we meet again, my old nemesis."

Medusa at her Vanity Table

'Stupid maid and her stupid upgrades!'

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

If there were a New York Vacuums baseball team...

"So there really is a vacuum in outer space!"

'You suck!'

Dyson with Death

"It ain't over until NPR says it's over!"

'Well, dear, I did tell you to stay out of my way when I'm vacuuming!'

"Forget about using a stick to gather ants: I have a vacuum-cleaner..."

Spider Darwin Awards goes to The Bug Vacuum

"It's the Grim Sweeper!!"

'Wow, you actually suck worse than I do.'

Hell's cleaners.

COWS: Cow dustmite

Sisters of the sacred order of the massage table.

'The stranger say's he's come to clean up this here town.'

"Looks like Bob's been watching the Winter Olympics again."