Vehicle Devotee Gifts

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

You had me at vintage.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

It's great for pulling the birds!

French Early Bird

Mohammad's motors

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Hit me.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

Wild Window Washers

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

DMV - Enter Here

'Sir, the drive-thru window is on the other side of the building.'