Vehicle Devotee T-Shirts

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

You had me at vintage.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

French Early Bird

Mohammad's motors

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"How deep are those pockets?"

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Hit me.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a rhino appeared and charged our vehicle...

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

Wild Window Washers

"How much do you think I should I tip myself?"

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

'It's slow, costly and big, but no one's parked in my spot or cut me off on the highway since I started driving it.'

Surgeon requests patient's motorbike if operation is unsucessful.

DMV - Enter Here