Driving Devotee T-Shirts

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Baby on Board

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Drive-thru Church

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

Olympic Torch Training

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Hit me.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

Wild Window Washers

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."