Driving Devotee Mugs

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic

Baby on Board

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

A dog wearing an L plate around his neck chases and barks at a learner driver.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Bonk!"

Drive-thru Church

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Olympic Torch Training

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Vicar's driving lesson "Here endeth the first lesson!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Hit me.

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"