Defensive Driving Devotee Mugs

Driver sees 'Yield' road sign as tank is on road in which car merges.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Safe Driving.

Things Mothers don't want to hear from their five year olds...

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"Here's the weak point."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"Thank goodness for rear-engine cars!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

Warning, It's raining cats and dogs.

Defensive EU

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'I can't find the gears.' - 'I'm not surprised. They're strewn out on the road behind us.'

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'

How was my emergency stop?

"And remember, always keep two chevrons apart."

"You call that teaching."

"Do you think the atmosphere would be better if the roof was closed?"

DMV - Enter Here

'Morning Mr Walker, remember me? You sacked me last month...'

'When I tap the keyboard I want you to do an emergency stop.'

Tearing down and building walls.

Support Our Apologists.

"Never, NEVER sit on top of the truck."

Bush breaking USA's piggy box for military expenses.

'For throwing spitballs in class, I am sending you to the principle's office. It's nothing personal, It's just a classroom management thing.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I dreamed last night that she was sixteen and had a learner's permit.'

The AdRams Family no.11 - Virtual traffic