Drive Devotee Mugs

"They're for water hazard holes."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Bonk!"

Drive-thru Church

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Two Daleks fighting

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Hit me.

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

Dalek gets up the stairs...

"Dad? Where did you go? I just asked you to explain that episode of Dr Who."

Wild Window Washers

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."