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"They're for water hazard holes."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Bonk!"

Drive-thru Church

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Two Daleks fighting

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"God, I love this show!"

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"There's nothing like a dame!"

"I think you better let me drive, I haven't renewed your license yet."

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Hit me.

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Wild Window Washers

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

Tortoise being tested for performance enhancing drugs.

"Dad? Where did you go? I just asked you to explain that episode of Dr Who."

Dalek gets up the stairs...

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'