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"There's nothing like a dame!"

'I'm at my wit's end. Yesterday Wally decided to become a transvestite.'

'What makes you say this party is going to be a drag?'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

Modern Major General

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Mikado

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Henrik Ibsen

Moliere

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

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TV moments we never see, 'Branded'

"Remember, you're a 17-year old fashion model. Now go out and act like you've never acted before."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'