Drag Devotee Gifts

"There's nothing like a dame!"

'I'm at my wit's end. Yesterday Wally decided to become a transvestite.'

'What makes you say this party is going to be a drag?'

"What is a drag queen's goal?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Modern Major General

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Mikado

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Henrik Ibsen,

Shakespeare Street

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Starvation Watching

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

Henrik Ibsen

Mr. Merdle becomes a borrower

Moliere

"What did I think about the play? About an hour too long!"

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Bertolt Brecht

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Let’s run through that scene again with just the table and the lamp."

Gore Vidal

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: A Bob Named Sue

Pantomime dame: 'Has anyone seen my successful TV and film career?' Audience: 'It's behind you!'

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'This is me at my most masculine.'

Man in office says to colleagues: "Yes, I am back from my trip to the States ? No, I did not watch Lost while I was there."